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you win
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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