And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Randomize
