if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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