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• (248): View more from Michigan

  do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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  RUDE.

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  I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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  outsmarted mickey deeeees

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You pole danced in your parka.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She looks like a beluga.

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  I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"

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• (530): View more from California

  He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So was this before or after he cried about trump?

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  After

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