She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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