I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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