So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i think i just lost a toe
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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