wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
