So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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