So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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