It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
