there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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