You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
