i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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