doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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