going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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