someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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