D3 body, D1 cock
Can Purell be used as lube?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
These tits shall not be calmed
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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