She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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