It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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