just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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