She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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