seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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