This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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