Don't you send me to vm
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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