so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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