if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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