we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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