My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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