coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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