So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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