so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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