Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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