His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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