Operation Purity has been aborted
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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