a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It was confusing and full of hummus
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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