That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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