I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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