I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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