Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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