I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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