Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
