Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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