just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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