fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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