She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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