Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
accomplished twins. life is a go
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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