he wants to bone in the snuggie
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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