What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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