Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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