it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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