vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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