Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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