I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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