Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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