Pants 0. Shit 1.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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