u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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