are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
