I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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